i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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