At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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