Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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