I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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