I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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