i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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