they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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