today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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