your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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