I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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