There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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