I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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