did you get engaged???
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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