This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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