Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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