He is an equal opportunity slut.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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