Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
