I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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