Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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