Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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