Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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