I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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