Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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