The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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