I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Are we still banned from the library?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
