whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
