sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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