BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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