Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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