Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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