after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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