If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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