I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
