my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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