I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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