I wish I only lived at night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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