1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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