I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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