I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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