you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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