you traded sex for a burrito?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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