Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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