I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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