Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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