Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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