i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he told me I talked like a deaf person
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Randomize
