yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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