So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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