Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We are two peas in an std pod
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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