who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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