i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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