Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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