when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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